And voila!

It’s all over! This soiled cloth of dry hump holiday action has satiated itself on the blood of my paycheck and moved to Brazil for another 11 months. That’s right fucktard Christmas is over! I for one couldn’t be happier. I have been unable to enter a grocery store in two months, for fear of the vicious middle aged cart cruiser and her nigh shoulder high pile of festive foodstuffs. Some of which are generic brand canned vienna sausages! You can’t give the food bank name brand stuff, the hungry aren’t pretentious snobs!

I suppose it is nice that at this hallowed time of year when we pray to a plastic Jesus that people are kind enough to drop off a can of food. Even though they threw out more food from their fridge this year than bothered to give the food bank. Yes it is the time of giving my friends! The time of year when hearts are open, and wallets go along accordingly. Provided it’s for a family member and not someone who hasn’t eaten today. Get a job stinky!

Mouths too are open to yell obsenities and sprew forth verbalk fecal matter as folk jostle in lines and search high, low and bitchedly for a parking spot two feet closer than the one they passed over five minutes ago. Yay Jesus! (and his latter day saints)

But all that has passed! It is dead! Over! Now instead of saying we’ll help the less fortunate and doing nothing we can skip the middleman and just do nothing! What’s to feel guilty about if you just ignore it!

I shall ignore it! I’m gonna ignore it and get a pair of jeans, a nice pair of Jeans with fresh stiching woven with care by a five year old hepped up on speed to work an extra nine hours. I mean that kid better take care he wouldn’t wanna make a mistake and get beaten!

Boy if it wasn’t for the glitz of the wrapping paper people might actually think about the implications of their savings! But who cares? It’s all dying down. The Season of self centred bullshit wrapped in red and green is coming to a close. Now we can get back to normal. Where self centred bullshit is just wrapped in green.