Pat Roberston is a grade “A” douche bag. If this were an essay, that would be my thesis. Guys like him are just as bad, I’m talking about fascists.
Do you know what a fascist is? Here:
1) a person who sympathizes or believs in facism
2) a Person who is a memeber of a fascist party or movement
3) a person who is dictatorial or has extreme right wing/reactionary views
I got that defenition from dictionary dot com, so I dunno how accurate of a description you could say it is. I will also throw in my own two cents and say a fascist is someone who wants to control the way you think. People think in their own manner based on the way they were raised. There are those that say our genes determine who we are . . .
I disagree, I am more than the sum of my parts, and think the same about those around me. I don’t wanna get all goofy on you here but you really can do whatever you want, as long as you believe you can do it. I’ll give you a really personal example I was three and declared I could eat an entire can of corn.
Everyone around me disagreed, and said I was being silly. I showed them! I did eat an entire can of corn, and was mostlikely regular for several days afterward, not that I remember that part, the imprtant thing was I saw my goal before me and made it Happen. I am a winner!
Now what does a can of corn have to do with Pat Robertson being a douchebag? Well Pat Robertson and those like him want to control what you think, they are determined to make you think like them and blacklist the ones who don’t. He, my friend, wants to control education. In his warped little mind educated people are bad!
Here’s a classy zinger from Pat about sexual education:
“It is teaching kids to fornicate, teaching people to have adultery, every kind of bestiality, homosexuality, lesbianism-everything that the Bible condemns.”
Here’s Pat talking about femenism:
“The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians.”
Oh wait here’s another gooder about women:
“I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that’s the way it is, period.”
I don’t wanna get ahead of myself here, I forgot where I was going, but I mean c’mon that shit is funny, in a terrifying kind of way. I say terrifying because he’s not some little nut job sitting on a rock in the desert, this guy has a hugely popular show in the US. Millions of people watch this guy every week and believe all the baseless shit he says! Now I was saying that he is against public education, so here we go:
“The public education movement has also been an anti-Christian movement…We can change education in America if you put Christian principles in and Christian pedagogy in. In three years, you would totally revolutionize education in America.”
Man, can you believe this guy? I’m a Christian, and am pretty proud of it. I think religious beliefs give you foundation for your morality. Part of my foundation is to let anyone and everyone believe what they want. I know it is not my place to tell people what they should believe, so if he wants to think femenists are trying to destroy the world then he can think that all he wants.
But taking away education? Last time I checked another religious group wants to stop education aswell. You may have heard of them, they’re call Al Queda. As a matter of fact they’ve taken Pat Robertson’s hatred of education as far as you can. They killed 148 students at Bagdhad university this morning. They loaded up two vans full of explosives and waited for classes to get out; the boom!
Hurray!
No education!
The school is still there, and the students are actually still in class this afternoon. Do you know why, they understand the value of an educated mind. There is NOTHING on this earth more valuable than an eductaion. Remember that. These students weren’t killed at random, if you know your stats over 34′000 civillians have been killed in Iraq this year. Of course most assume the death count in Iraq is just over 3′000 after all that’s how many Americans have died. After all Americans remember the details!
Do you wanna know another interesting fact? Most of those targeted had a formal education! Wow! It’s almost as if there’s some sort of pattern developing here . . .
Now Pat Robertson is more than just a preacher who wants to save our souls, and keep women baking pies in the kitchen. (but let’s be honest though mom’s do make the best pies)
He also seems to be very focused on the state of political affairs, and is not above wishing death upon opposing politicians/legislators int order to get his way. Hold on did I say wishing? I meant praying. There is difference ya know. OK, you’re not convinced? Here are a few more brain busters from Pat McPatPat
“The mission of the Christian Coalition is simple,” says Pat Robertson, is “to mobilize Christians — one precinct at a time, one community at a time — until once again we are the head and not the tail, and at the top rather than the bottom of our political system.” Robertson predicts that “the Christian Coalition will be the most powerful political force in America by the end of this decade.” And, “We have enough votes to run this country…and when the people say, ‘We’ve had enough,’ we’re going to take over!”
That’s kind of scary, but hey at least in his new system white folks will have more power, well at least the Christian ones will. Praise be to Allah most Merciful, whoops I mean God. Sorry.
“I think ‘one man, one vote,’ just unrestricted democracy, would not be wise. There needs to be some kind of protection for the minority which the white people represent now, a minority, and they need and have a right to demand a protection of their rights.”
But that makes sense because being a White Christian means you’re always getting persecuted.
“Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It’s no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history.”
Darn I feel sorry for those poor White Christians, maybe one day they’ll get a Conservative Christian into the White House. Then they can make all those well read, satan worshiping, homsexual billionaires pay! I mean if you look at history they’ve been running the show since well, forever! Since the bible teaches us the world is only 6000 years old that’s about how long they’ve been running the things for, that’s where the dinosaurs came from! They used to ride them around punishing the good god fearing white folk!
That seems ridiculous doesn’t it. You know why? You know that isn’t the case. You know there’s no way that could be true, because you were taught your whole life that the world is much older than 6000 years. You learned that in school, and on all those eductaional programs you watched while smoking your bong. But imagine you never learned that in school. Imagine you were never taught to think for yourself, and your lack of critical thinking left you susceptible to mass panic. You believe everything your told, like the only way to save your sould and the souls of those around you is to destroy buildings of education, and punish the educated!
So let me get this straight, if I want to acheive my goal of “take[ing] over” I should attack eductaional institutions? Does that mean that . . .
Yes.
Electing Ossama Bin laden into the White House is the best hope for White Christian America.
